Car boot sales: a land
of cowboy-hat wearing, banter loving traders of junk right? Wrong.
This summer, cleverly missing all the seasonal job vacancies after my internship, I returned home, opened my wardrobe and decided I would make my millions like Del Boy; selling my childhood miscellany. I decided, sentimentally, that I couldn’t quite bring myself to part with my box of Barbie’s just yet, so I packed up the rest of my unwanted belongings and packed them snugly into Ralph, my little red Ka.
Yes I had to rise
at an abominably early hour on the day, driving bleary eyed to the market.
Okay I also had to sit in a queue for over an hour because, even at 6AM, it
seems to be a universally known fact that no matter how early you arrive at a
boot sale, there will always be a queue of cars waiting before you.
Nonetheless, I
managed to grab a pretty decent spot next to a man who seemed to trade in
hardware tools attending an impressive 3-4 markets a week! I’d like to think we
became friends after he offered me some of the raspberries he’d just bought… Later
a lady from the stall opposite rushed over, buying a pair of sunglasses from my
display. She was so immensely grateful that I had these –on a hot day she’d tragically
left hers at home. As I explained to my pitch neighbours that this was my money
making scheme for the summer, they quipped that they expected to see me the
following week. It seems my dear readers, that I have been welcomed into this
dusty community… Trotter’s Independent
Traders watch out!
Asides from
breaking into this exclusive circle, I spied some other interesting characters.
An elderly man wandered past my pitch with multi-coloured hair – I’m not even
joking. If anyone does a remake of that McFly
song about the girl with 5 colours in her hair, they should look to this guy
for inspiration. Old and rocking it…
Or there was the
little old lady who stopped by my table to rummage through her handbag looking
for a small packet of Extra
mints…once she finally found them, she kindly offered me one. Okay so she
didn’t buy anything from me, but that’s rather sweet right? Or there was the
kid, early teens, who flicked through every game I had repeating “got it…got
it…got it”. Needless to say he didn’t find any he didn’t already own.
But some odd personalities did actually buy
something. There was the father who bought his little girl a soft toy; a cuddly
dog. This was her second choice though. She had originally reached for the
fluffy purple unicorn provoking her Dad to say, “That’s a Unicorn – they’re not
real.” Her face crumpled; I’m pretty sure her childhood dreams were crushed that
day. She settled for the dog.
So asides from the
people-watching that would make the likes of J.K.Rowling proud, did I actually
make a cash profit, making the early morning worth it? Did I heck. £60 later
and I found myself gleefully jingling my money bag home thinking to myself…I
wonder how much I could get for those
Barbies…

