So I’ve returned to Nottingham for a few days which has
proven to be quite a nice change of scenery, despite the rain that has just
attacked the world outside. So, sitting in my room with the rain hammering
against the window I have decided to update you lovely readers with the amusing
evening I had last night. It came in the style of a Twitter feud…
Remember when you were at school and your teacher used to
correct spelling or grammar mistakes with the boldest red biro she could
possibly find, scrawling over your work for everyone to see and placing a big
red circle around any missed apostrophes and capital letters?
Well, the comment
and reply features on social media have, for me, turned into something pretty
similar to this. I’ll admit that when I first started texting and using the
website Bebo before Facebook became popular, I ashamedly wrote
in text-speak. That illiterate and indecipherable-to-adults language all teenagers
at some point in their lives rejoice in using, spammed up my profile, my
emails, my texts…everything except my everyday speech and thankfully, my
academic work. Then you seem to hit a wall. You realise you actually have a
Querty keyboard with all the letters
readily available to you…you don’t need
to shorten words when you can type just as quickly the full morpheme as you can
the abbreviation. Text-speak died when that realisation struck. That and the
one that made me think I just looked like an idiot typing ‘C U l8r bbz, luv ya’.
Really?!
So, when I began writing properly again on
Facebook and joined
Twitter, I thought that any little grammar slip would easily go
unnoticed because at least I wasn’t writing like a complete pleb anymore.
Oh how wrong could I be…
As an English student it seems that my friends delight in pointing out when something I’ve
written in a hurry on my phone and speedily uploaded without proof-reading is
wrong. When I’ve missed an apostrophe because I’ve been too tired to notice, or
when, in my eagerness to upload my message I put two dots in the aposiopesis instead
of three…
Last night was such an example. Laughing at my childish
excitement at the return of The Great
British Bake Off, I was called ‘cute’ and quickly made into a tweet… a
tweet which I for once, could say was grammatically incorrect as my friend
wrote ‘exited’ instead of ‘excited’. To my shame though, she was quicker to
notice and promptly deleted her faulty tweet making my sly dig look rather
stupid. But she still retaliated. And before I knew it we were firing amusing
tweets at each other about grammar errors, which ironically led to more being
made. In between our fits of laughter as we thought up the most annoying
comebacks, I thought I’d be clever and explain that as Twitter was social
media, my lack of compliance with standard grammar and punctuation rules was
acceptable as it created a more casual, informal atmosphere with the friend I
was speaking to.
‘I sEE wot u meen! Good point!’ she quipped. Text speak was back.
And so continued an evening of petty remarks amidst more
laughter as we set about publicly shaming each other on our Twitter profiles.
Thank God we found it funny, because the amount of people who normally delight
in picking up on my grammar mistakes is ridiculous to the point of annoying. Am
I not allowed to slip up occasionally?!
I suppose not. Twitter is a grown-up’s version of social
media. You have 140 characters in which you have to be as witty and amusing as
you possibly can…it’s no child’s play. They’ll be no Bebo gifts to send to your friends here.
I should have learnt my lesson . An aspiring journalist can
afford no personal slip-ups when it comes to their own writing – especially when
it gets published worldwide. Back to proof-reading everything I go.
But despite all that, it’s still tempting to create one
tweet in the style of the good ol’ days…
TxtSpk FTW ! Lol.